January 13th, 2007

Current Music: 36 Crazyfists Time: 07:51 pm Current Mood: confused

Randomness for today: I was making some delicious peach juice and I was making it in a glass container. So I'm stirring vigorously like it says and BAM! a piece of glass pops out of the pitcher and juice goes EVERYWHERE on my table. If that wasn't gay enough the juice soaked all my coupons for food. So I'm awaiting the time before I head off to the bar. At first I didn't feel like going because...well I don't know why but after a little bit of realigning my head I was able to figure out that I should go. But I basically pissed people off in the process so that's not cool. Anyway, tonight should be fun though because everytime I go to the bar its an epic adventure. I can't wait.

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January 7th, 2007

Current Music: Anberlin - Godspeed Time: 05:56 pm Current Mood: amused

Hey. Welcome to my humble abode, or shall I say the inter workings of my head cleverly descised as a livejournal blog. First of all I have to tell you that I swear a lot. I never used to but since, I have grown fond of it. Moving on. Format. In each post I will try to include the following: Will's Tip of the Day, Random Stuff that happened during the day, and rants. Now there will probably be more stuff or less depending on how much I feel like typing. Anyway, here is the first installment of Will Power in your system. Will's Tip of the Day: Don't fucking eat while driving. Especially hamburgers. Though they may seem compact and tidy wrapped up in that bun with golden sesame seeds, don't fucking do it. Why? Because not only are you pissing me off but...nope that's it, just pissing me off. How did this tip originate you might ask? Well today I'm driving home on the highway and this blazer is doing like 85 km/h in a 100 km/h stretch of road that people usually say "Fuck the sign. I'm doing 120 km/h" Anyway, I pass this slob and notice he's chowing down on a burger. Normally I would have have been like whateves. But not today. He made me do extra work which is not cool because my drive should only require me driving in a straight line. So bottom line, don't eat, wait, sorry, don't FUCKING eat while driving. Unless you're, in that case it's rad. This is not to say you can't ever do it. If you are a professional eating while driving person then by all means go for it. Random stuff for today. - I was able to obtain a sweet ring that glows from work. It comes in a package that I am not yet ready to open. When the time is right, I will break it open and give it to my soon to be fiance. - While at work I noticed a ghetto blaster in the garbage can. Thought about taking it and also where it came from but decided against it. - I was wearing black socks then changed into white socks. Rant Okay. I don't know if many people have witnessed this but my anger has grown after seeing this time after time. Let me begin this one with a story. Awhile back I was driving because I'm all cool and shit and I have the music blaring because there is no other way to listen to it. So that's cool. I look in my rear view and I see an ambulance shaped vehicle behind me and I'm all like "I'm not moving, I was here first" Well to be fair its lights weren't flashing. Then I started to study it and realized it wasn't an ambulance after all. Well it was, but it wasn't. It was an office supply company's promotion/delivery vehicle. At first I thought it was cool but then I got thinking, I was fooled. Fuck that noise. Now everytime since this altercation with this "ambulance" I have seen more of the same kind of thing. How sad is it that a company has to pretend to be an emergency vehicle to get attention. Rhetorical question. Kidding, it has an answer, pretty fucking sad. However it does get your attention. It got mine. Though they picked the wrong person to fuck with for I am expressing my hate for it in a blog. Well they can do what they want but next time I see that motherfucker stationary I'm jacking it and sending it in for a paint job. It will then read "!TON.....ecnalubmA" ....what? at least it'd be cool. You can't argue with that.

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May 4th, 2006

Current Music: city and colour Time: 11:20 pm Current Mood: sad

She's gone..It's over..

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April 17th, 2006

Current Music: Thursday Time: 11:14 pm Current Mood: amused

Hey Kids! I'm about to give you a lesson that will ensure that your kids don't turn out like you! Are you ready? Here we go! Let me paint a picture here. I'm at work. Working hard of course. *insert stupid joke that adults usually say that goes, Working hard? Or hardly working? * No no, I'm doing the day guy's job in the dairy putting out cheese and margarine when I spot a little munchkin from the corner of my eye. I think to myself, God I hope they don't mess any of the shelves up. I keep working and keep my eye on the kid knowing that its inevitable that they will mess around with the shelves and items on them. Now here is where my advise comes in, when your parents don't tell/ask you to grab a 4L jug of milk from the top dairy case. Don't do it. Yeah, leave it alone. No, don't even think about it. But, of course I wouldn't be giving a lesson if it didn't happen. So I watch the kid grab some random 4L jug of milk from the top shelf and struggle to carry it back to mommy. Now I know at this point that the kid won't/can't put it back because it was too high to reach in the first place. Now this is where today's great parenting comes in. Mom: Put that back, we don't need it. Kid: Okay Mommy. Mother watches the kid throw it on some random shelf in the dairy messing everything up. Now if you haven't detected sarcasm by now...I don't know what to say. So yeah, mother keeps watching as the kid messes everything up and runs over to the yogurt where she does the same thing. Okay, you're probably thinking I'm crazy and pulling a Christian Bale from American Psycho, but here is where it gets "funny". The same thing happens over again, with a different kid and his dad. So its not just girls or boys or women and men here. Its everyone! So what I suggest is rather than buying your kid some computer game, buy you child one of those balls where you insert the corresponding shape into the hole. That way they can directly relate that to putting the milk back in the right spot! Thank you.

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April 9th, 2006

Current Music: as i lay dying Time: 10:31 pm Current Mood: depressed

yeh

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March 27th, 2006

Current Music: Muse - Hysteria Time: 10:43 am Current Mood: okay

Its been awhile since I have posted and I'm not really sure if there is anything terribly exciting. My birthday is coming up this Friday and I'll be 18 so thats rad. I'm gonna head off to Winnipeg for that. Today I'm taking my car in to get my dash lights fixed because I don't know how many more nights I can drive home without any light. I guess the bright side to taking my car in to get it looked at is that they will wash my car :) Not that it will matter because I have so much to do this Spring Break that I won't be going anywhere. Stupid physics test, english assignment, and calculus exam in May. None the less I'll make the best of this Spring Break. Maybe I'll win the lottery, who knows.

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January 15th, 2006

Current Music: Fight Club Soundtrack Time: 11:29 am Current Mood: impressed

i made the best sandwitch ever just now. and im drinking dr. pepper, best combo ever.

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January 4th, 2006

Current Music: Fight Club Soundtrack Subject: Eating Arbys as we speak. Time: 03:12 pm Current Mood: ecstatic

So I login to see livejournal telling me to go have fun...Well I will LJ, I will. So here is a classic entry by me I will be presenting to you today. Have fun. Intro So if you get a sub, hamburger, or freakin taco, you expect some sort of quality out of it right? And I don't know if you ever notice those people who have been working at fast food places for forever and a day, but there is always at least one person. You see these people everytime you go there, and these people are whom I call "Elites". Now these people are the ones you want making your sub, hamburger, taco..etc. But my idea comes from a little inspiration from an event today. Story At my supper break, I decided to go to the local Subway expecting a rather half decent sub to be made, as I have a free sub card. So I arrive only to have a family of four infront of me, with two little kids. Thats fine, I can live with that. So after them taking an eternity to order some damn subs, its finally my turn. I proceed to order my sub as the gentleman - whom of which is NOT an Elite - listens to what I am ordering. After some rather stupid fucking questions he begins to slopishly add some meat to my sub that is half on, half off the sub. Thats fine, I can deal with that. The pushed my sub onto another NON Elite person who realizes that MR. ICANNOTMAKEAFUCKINGSUB didn't put cheese on it. Reenactment MR. ICANNOTMAKEAFUCKINGSUB : (I am okay at spelling, but this is how he talked) Surry dood, want some cheese on that (laughing). Will: YES! Twat. Thats what a melt is, a sub with cheese on it. Fast Forward I'm gonna skip ahead a little ways as the sub process is indeed adequate from here until the end. At the end of the line, the lady wraps it up, and forgets to put the bacon on. So after she puts the bacon on, the sub looked like a hooker was trying to give it a handjob. Conclusion So, what should we do about this? Well from my example, there obviously WASN'T an Elite there. So my idea is to have a rotation of Elites put into place. They shall be known as the "Elites". Plain and simple. And in order to keep track of them little bastards, we need a numbering system. So if Elite #578 is from India and works at a Subway, he is now on rotation and could wind up at your Subway, who knows? This will ensure that at least ONE Elite will be at the store at ALL times. Now is this cost effective? I say no. But it will provide the quality we, the customer, needs to be satisfied. And this has been a classic moment with Will.

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December 23rd, 2005

Current Music: Daft Punk ahahahahahahahahahaha Time: 01:01 am Current Mood: amused

So this Christmas break has potential to be mega sweet. Not in the sense of getting presents, which to me is useless without family, anyhow, I plan to kick this year off with some crazy antics that I usually seem to pull when I get bored. First of all the Will DVD will make its debut at my Mom's New Years Eve Party. I have already been complimented on what little I have done, so I'd like to see what happens when all of my crazy material is put together on a disk. Second, because work is lame around this time of year, right after Christmas business will drop like a stone thus leaving me more free time :) With this free time I plan to dig out some old game that made me feel warm inside and play them. In addition to those I'd like to actually open my Metal Gear Solid 3 which I haven't had time to play yet. Though this short break will only give me two weeks of freedom from the restrainment of school, I do have alot of plans which to many people may not seem that big, but to me, they mean everything. I really should be preparing myself for my English exam for when I get back and I will. But rather than going through note and junk, I will incorporate what I have learned into a script for a screenplay. So I will be doing two constructive things at once, while still keeping my video momentum rolling. One last thing I should mention is the fact that I will do some rather stupid things over the break which may involve a party sub. All for Will. Oh and that seems all grand, but I do have a little problem. Graduation is coming up and yours truly still does not have one of those things you might call a date. *Shrugs* Oh well, I'm sure things will work out. If not, thats cool. I really don't see it being that special anyways. Blah so thats about it, and there is no way I'm using the spell checker, so for now, take it easy.

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December 16th, 2005

Current Music: Stutterfly - Gun In Hand Time: 05:12 pm Current Mood: accomplished

So the weekend is upon us. I've got nothing planned lol. Umm maybe I'll finish my website layout that looks like shat right now and finish up the Will DVD. Haha that probably won't happen, but its nice to set goals. Oh I do have one thing to say however, 80% on my calculus test! *jumps for joy* fuckin rights. -Will out.

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November 30th, 2005

Current Music: Holotype -Shadowbox Time: 09:28 pm Current Mood: blah

Well I just saw a commercial for some cheap iPod accessories. The iPod went to hell, and I just want to state for the record that I bought one before they were cool. Kelly Clarkson is a whore. I'm actually feeling confident about this math test for once. I did most of the questions I got wrong on the test tonight with ease. More practice and I could pull off an 80% on the test or so. Why the fuck is Kelly Clarkson crying in her video?? Fucking whore. Umm today I put my key into the door knob to my house and it doesn't open. My first thoughts were, "Oh shit my parents changed the locks.." we had a fight the night before so why wouldn't I think that. lol so my dad gets home an takes a big fucking hammer to it lmao. To People Breaking in: take a big fucking hammer to the door knob, and it will open. Keep trying and your dreams will come true! I have finished a rough copy of my latest project, and a final copy will be added to my website no later than this weekend. So look out for that. Everyone I have showed it to says nothing bad about it, so it means they are lying fuckers...haha jk, they're alright. I'm looking into getting some merchendise for my website that would just be the "Wheres the Beef?" logo on a plain t-shirt. Therefore the cost wouldn't be enormous, and affordable to many lazy people who don't wanna give up a few bucks. So look out for that. Thats all for now. -Will out.

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November 24th, 2005

Time: 10:40 pm Current Mood: sad

So I would like to begin with this question. How dumb do some people think I am? Now really, I'm certainly not brilliant and and I don't parade around like I am either. On the flip side of the coin I'm not brain dead either. So back to the question at hand, some people believe it is okay to destroy a person's life and turn around only to try and patch things up. Good first step in the right direction. But not what I want to happen. What happened in the past is in the past, and will remain in the past. The past will not be brought back up, though I do not hate those who destroy one's life, but rather I want to not associate myself with them. Thank you.

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November 22nd, 2005

Current Music: Unearth - Shattered by the sun Time: 04:06 pm Current Mood: flirty

I'm alive! At one point I was gonna give up with Live Journal cuz nobody reads it, but whatever, I'm back using it again! First things first, right now I am eating a supreme bologna sandwitch, my specialty. Its fucking awesome for the people who wanna know. Last night I stepped in cake. Thats right, cake. I took my sock off with cake on it and wore only one sock for the rest of the night. Not gonna dirty another sock, no sirie bob. This is mega gay. I mean I work all week pretty much, and I have soo many tests. Not cool at all. But what is ultra cool is the fact that I'm meeting Erin this weekend! Uh-huh, so its awesome I have the weekend off. Hmm other than that, I don't have any new business to cover. So I'll let you all go haha. -Will out

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November 13th, 2005

Time: 06:51 pm

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero

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November 5th, 2005

Current Music: hoobastank Time: 12:39 pm Current Mood: blank

Oh China Lily Soya sause, how I miss you.. Okay yeah, why is it that some people think its okay to spell "Will" like "Wil" thats just freakin' weird. So think on that one.

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November 4th, 2005

Current Music: cold - gone away Subject: Oh oh here comes a depressing entry.. Time: 11:23 pm Current Mood: sad

I dunno I do feel sad right now. There must be something wrong with me. Of course all this stress pushed upon me in an unbelievable manor isn't helping all that much. I just don't know.. How am I to succeed if I keep getting poor marks and just not trying. I feel like none of that matters, yet I really do want to make something of myself; despite what people may say or think, I want to do whats right for me. Thats all..

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October 25th, 2005

Current Music: Ozone - Dragostea Din Tei haha i know.. Time: 04:20 pm Current Mood: amused

So right now is my 3rd day in a row in which im having raviolis. I really like them, good and quick. And uhh to make a long story short, the place where i got my command start installed at fucked me over. It wasnt quite working so i had them look at it. They cut my alarm and told me they fixed it.. But on the bright side of things i might get my installation fee back which was 110 bucks. yay. So uh this Saturday my friend and I are shooting a video. I'm not going to say much other than it will be random and fanASStastic. Also we might do some street magic. Also here is our mascot at work.. One of the guys i work with grabbed it before some kid could get it. Haha i dont know the real story behind it..but yea.

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October 19th, 2005

Current Music: trivium Time: 11:01 pm Current Mood: blah

Oh man don't you hate it when you come home and you go to the cupboard to get a cup, and someone has re-arranged the cupboards. I found myself in that situation when I opened the door to see spices. Nice. Very nice. Well tonight has been shit-tastic. Uh I don't even want to get into it. So..I don't have much to say. But then again I'm not sure how many people actually read this anyways. FUCK FROZEN CHICKEN! Peace out peepulation.

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October 16th, 2005

Current Music: Salvation - Chimaira Time: 01:59 am Current Mood: amused

Oh man I'm bored. Yet I do not want to sleep. Its weird because I'm pretty tired. But after about 20 minutes of taking the plastic wrapping off my dvds I finally watched 28 Days Later. I watched the whole damn thing, including the bonus stuff. In the bonus stuff they brought up a good point about the human population not fearing virus infection, when really it is something that is probably just as violent as a car crash yet quite as a mouse. That got me thinking, some good stuff in there. Also it triggered my thoughts on evolution, haha that stuff is right up my alley. I guess that interests me. I'm really starting to get even more pumped for film making. I believe the reason why I haven't started anything yet is because I don't know where to start and I'm doubting my abilities. But when I have some time I'm just gonna make some videos that don't require actors and such, that way I'll be able to adjust to the camera and get the lighting perfect. Not to mention I have to master that god forsaken program, but in due time. Yeah, so thats my random thought at 2 in the morning. Yay tomorrow is the first Sunday in a while that I haven't had to work. Or should I say today? Better get to bed then I guess. ...go to my website! Now! haha later all.

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October 5th, 2005

Current Music: something corporate Time: 10:24 pm Current Mood: amused

So, my power was off for six and a half hours tonight. Yep, damn snow storm. Oh well it was good times, made some hot dogs by boiling some water lol. Good fun. Not too much to report...hey lets do a picture entry!!! yay everyone likes those! you cant make me use teh cut command! What do we have here? Uh i think its a fuckton of snow in my backyard. Well what do we have here...well we have Adam pwning his new snow skate at school. very sophisticated. ...And that is the messy back room I had the pleasure of cleaning at work. And that if you can see, is marshmallows i found the other day that had the expiry date of "October 27 2004" keep in mind that it is 2005 as of right now.

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